"Get to Know Each Other Better" Game,
Cleverly Involved a Brown Paper Sack,
and Contorting One's Self into a Pretzel of Sorts to perform the task
Not to Brag, (Well, yah, Mostly to Brag),
but this Ol' Mare pulled out All the Stops.
Nothing like a Bite of Paper Sack to Inspire
such Feats of Flexible Heights,
or should I say Lows?
Then I Wowed them on the Kazoo.
Just Sharing SOME of My *Awe-Inspiring* Talents.
'Cause YOU Probably
Needed Some Ideas for New Years Resolutions.